AWESOMENESS: -- At night, Don't run to your car when it's cold. Water and ice look exactly the same in the parking lot. #LFMF -- Imagine how angry someone would be if you plowed through their house with a tractor. Now imagine if that house had ten thousand people living in it. Now imagine that all those angry people are bees. #LFMF -- When riding the bus, the newspaper covering the only empty seat is there for a reason. That reason being pee. #LFMF --
BEST.AUTOCORRECT.EVER:
there.... TFLN & FMLs to come...
AngnShaun
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the sharted one made me scare the crap out of my coworker laughing...
halfbaked
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Hmmm for some reason I can't see the autocorrect ones. At all! How weird is that? I couldn't see them yesterday either! Bananas.
ETA: The Mario office is all sorts of awesome!
AwaitingAugust
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'hurry up i just sharted' and 'your mom and i are going to divorce next month' made me LOL so badly!
Im_My_Own_Princess
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Hmmm for some reason I can't see the autocorrect ones. At all! How weird is that? I couldn't see them yesterday either! Bananas.
ETA: The Mario office is all sorts of awesome!
maybe that site is blocked at your office? because the image is a link it might block that out... or you might have accidentally blocked their images like i did before
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halfbaked
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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess
Posted by jilliibabii
Hmmm for some reason I can't see the autocorrect ones. At all! How weird is that? I couldn't see them yesterday either! Bananas.
ETA: The Mario office is all sorts of awesome!
maybe that site is blocked at your office? because the image is a link it might block that out... or you might have accidentally blocked their images like i did before
Ooh it is blocked at work! Damn you PTB! They've also blocked my FB games!
ETA: When I try to go there it says the site is 'Tasteless'. I beg to differ!
Im_My_Own_Princess
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(810):
GET THE D*CK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK. -- (518):
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday ---- Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: 'Do you get it yet?' FML -- Today, I watched Toy Story 3 with my fiance, with his head on my lap. After the movie I asked him a question and he wouldn't answer. When he finally sat up, I realized he was bawling like a little girl. FML -- Today, my boyfriend's mother decides to call me at 2:30 am, 4:30 am, and 7:30 am, asking me where her son was. One, I'm two states away in college. Two, I have a mid-term exam at 8:30 am. Three, he's been glued to his TV playing COD since 10:00 pm. I don't even know how she has my phone number. FML -- Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, 'Shhh, Mommy, no more please.' FML -- Today, a stranger told me I had a hole in my pants. He stuck his finger in it and wiggled it around. The hole was in my butt area. FML ----
