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INSTALLING HUSBAND
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly, in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
> 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
> programs such as NHL 5.0 , CFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
>
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
> system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> avail.
>
> What can I do?
> Signed, Desperate
>
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
> 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You
> Loved Me.html ' and try to downlo ad Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install
> the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
> should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
> But re member, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
> very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
> background that will eventually seize control o f all your system resources).
> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program , but it does have limited memory
> and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
> additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0
> and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
> Good Luck, Tech Support
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>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly, in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
> 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
> programs such as NHL 5.0 , CFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
>
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
> system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> avail.
>
> What can I do?
> Signed, Desperate
>
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
> 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You
> Loved Me.html ' and try to downlo ad Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install
> the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
> should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
> But re member, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
> very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
> background that will eventually seize control o f all your system resources).
> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program , but it does have limited memory
> and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
> additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0
> and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
> Good Luck, Tech Support
>
