the 'big' girl in the jacuzzi

that will be me, this weekend. I am the 'biggest' girl going on the ski trip.

one of my girlfriends has thighs smaller than my upper arm....I feel like a Gorg.

eta: pic, for good measure.

Dear Jess,
Buy a mirror.
Love Nancy

PS-tell your thigh-armed friend to eat a burger, thanks

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Posted by Naunie

Soooo glad I'm not coming.

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Should I, or do you just want to do it yourself

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Posted by JXNOscar

Dear Jess,
Buy a mirror.
Love Nancy

PS-tell your thigh-armed friend to eat a burger, thanks

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pps - get contacts. or clean your glasses.

If Big Girl = Hottie who's an awesome friend

If Big Girl = Your delsusional self-image

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Posted by Naunie

Soooo glad I'm not coming.

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OMG I was so thinking this. Negative-thighs aren't attractive either. Although I wouldn't sit next to her. Just in case we both got up at the same time

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Posted by cindyandkevin

Better to be the big girl in the jacuzzi than to not be in the jacuzzi at all.

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a valid point. I would just chill in there all day whilst the crowd is off skiing. Maybe with a book and a woodpecker cider.

I am afraid of embarrassment b/c of my unsightly dimples...

poor SM...he married a flabby azz.

yes...friend is the tiniest thing on earth, except of course she has huge knockers (and a little Buddha belly...but still....big knockers look much more at home in a jacuzzi than thunder thighs...

I am not even saying I am fat...but I am just naturally BIGGER...wider, taller...

I wish Laurie was coming...at least she's taller than me.....and then we could to the wet tshirt thing.

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Posted by SuzBride
Maybe with a book and a woodpecker cider.

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Or a Hot Dicken's Cider.

OMG...take that DOWN...

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my thighs are disproportionally HUGE

AND...that was a month ago...I am fatter now.

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Posted by Naunie

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Posted by SuzBride
Maybe with a book and a woodpecker cider.

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Or a Hot Dicken's Cider.

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I'll take one of those, straight up

Junk in the Trunk is currently IN. I just read a survey and Posh Spice was voted as having the worst celeb legs (too skinny) and Jessica Biel was voted one of the best (awesome booty). Too skinny is not appealing.

If you feel apprehensive about getting in the hot tub with others, the cure for all apprehension is alcohol. That is how I scored DH

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Posted by JessicaM.



OMG...take that DOWN...

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my thighs are disproportionally HUGE

AND...that was a month ago...I am fatter now.

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M-lo...Al is an rt!!!



anyway Q, I like this pic better.

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Posted by JessicaM.

I am afraid of embarrassment b/c of my unsightly dimples...

poor SM...he married a flabby azz.

yes...friend is the tiniest thing on earth, except of course she has huge knockers (and a little Buddha belly...but still....big knockers look much more at home in a jacuzzi than thunder thighs...

I am not even saying I am fat...but I am just naturally BIGGER...wider, taller...

I wish Laurie was coming...at least she's taller than me.....and then we could to the wet tshirt thing.

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You're going to be sitting in bubbly water so no one's going to see your thunder thighs. Besides, you're already married, who cares what people think about the way you look?? You and Leo know you've got it going on, that's all you need.

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Posted by SuzBride


I would just chill in there all day with a woodpecker lovesick:

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