The funny shiz I get to listen to at my job!

Basically I deal with FDA reports concerning adverse reactions/events that are reported after a consumer takes one of our dietary supplements/vitamins. I have to contact these consumers to initiate/resolve their complaint.

'I have bleeding from my vagina but its not my period.'

'How do I make this into an enema?'

'I took the fish oil and had the intense urge to fluff my pillows.'

'What can I take to make my penis pop like a champagne bottle?'

'Shitt girl I'ma rub this all over my titties to make 'em grow.'

'I take prenatal vitamins and felt naseaus. I'm trying to get pregnant. I don't know if I am pregnant.'

'What can I take a lot of to get high?'


I love my mute button!