The Glass Eye
> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
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> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
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> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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> Oh my, I am so sorry, ' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
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> 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, ' she says.
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> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
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> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
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> They had a wonderful time.
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> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
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> guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
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> 'You know, ' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
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> 'No, ' she replies. . . '
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> Wait for it. .
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> It's coming. .
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> The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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> She says :
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> 'You just happened to catch my eye '
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> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
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> down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
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> towards the man.
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> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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> Oh my, I am so sorry, ' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
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> 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, ' she says.
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> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
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> theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
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> deepest dreams and he shares his.
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> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
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> her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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> They had a wonderful time.
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> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
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> guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
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> 'You know, ' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
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> every guy you meet? '
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> 'No, ' she replies. . . '
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> The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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> She says :
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> 'You just happened to catch my eye '
