The lunacy of an overheard conversation

Set up: I'm walking down the street and next to a big sign that says 'Health Food Deli', two men are standing and talking. One says:

'I don't understand how anyone can eat meat.'

He takes a long drag from his cigarette and exhales slowly.


Where's the bat when you need it?

He is super retarded and very self-righteous.

I saw something weird yesterday on my way into work. There's a firehouse on the corner from my job and as I was walking to my building, me and a bunch of others had to stop to let the fire engine back into its house. The last guy to jump down from the engine? He was SMOKING.

I was like 'a smoking fireman?' My brain almost exploded.

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Posted by Katherine121
I was like 'a smoking fireman?' My brain almost exploded.

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OMG - mine just did.

Wow, I don't know which is worse!!!!!

Gimme that bat!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to yell out to veggie smoker, 'You are too cool for words.' Because he totally was.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I wanted to yell out to veggie smoker, 'You are too cool for words.' Because he totally was.

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people are so amusing sometimes! Silly vegetarian smoker

That's almost as bad as a smoking DOCTOR - you see 'em all the time at Stonybrook....

I love that!

I wish I'd heard this one myself:


Drunk girl #1: God, I have to take a piss. I hope this chick hurries up.

Phone rings.

Drunk girl #2: Is that your phone? I love that ring. Who is it?
Drunk girl #1: It's Richard. Who the f*ck is Richard?
Drunk girl #2: Well, answer it and find out.
Drunk girl #1: I'm not answering if I don't know who the f*ck it is.

They stare at each other and think real hard.

Drunk Girl #1: OOHHH! Richard's my dad.


At least it's not a booty call.

In response to the smoking thing...They are putting up scaffolding around my office building so I am walking to work on Friday morning and I look up and there is a guy on the top of the scaffolding working, leaning over to reach for a huge board that is being hoisted up to him and he has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth!

I am like- There are just so many things wrong with that! Plus my Company is super conservative when it comes to safety and environmental issues-if someone from EH&S saw that they would have flipped! Granted these people are contractors, but we still hold them up to the same safety standards as our own workers-what is wrong with people?

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Posted by carlsbride

In response to the smoking thing...They are putting up scaffolding around my office building so I am walking to work on Friday morning and I look up and there is a guy on the top of the scaffolding working, leaning over to reach for a huge board that is being hoisted up to him and he has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth!

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I wish I'd heard this one myself:


Drunk girl #1: God, I have to take a piss. I hope this chick hurries up.

Phone rings.

Drunk girl #2: Is that your phone? I love that ring. Who is it?
Drunk girl #1: It's Richard. Who the f*ck is Richard?
Drunk girl #2: Well, answer it and find out.
Drunk girl #1: I'm not answering if I don't know who the f*ck it is.

They stare at each other and think real hard.

Drunk Girl #1: OOHHH! Richard's my dad.


At least it's not a booty call.

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that made me laugh out loud! haha