The Pastor's A$S.... time to laugh!
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won!!
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S A$S OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$S
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the followin g headline
the next day:
NUN HAS BEST AS$ IN TOWN
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS A$S FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$S IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is .. . . being
concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's A$S and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
it won!!
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S A$S OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$S
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the followin g headline
the next day:
NUN HAS BEST AS$ IN TOWN
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS A$S FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$S IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is .. . . being
concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's A$S and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
