THE PERFECT DRESS (funny story)

THE PERFECT DRESS.....

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to
learn
that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her
mother!
Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely
not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she
replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll
get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they
went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going
to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you
could wear it.'

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it
to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.'