The real story about my shower...(Long Vent)
Yes it was great....my mother did a wonderful job of preparing everything for me...you saw a bunch of pictures...but there is more to it behind all those smiles you saw...
#1 My MIL![]()
She came to the shower with people that were invited but never RSVPed AND they brought their two kids. Once these kids were in the house...their mother's never watched them. Food was stuck to my mother's carpet, they ate cake in the living room...where nobody was and also decided to play the piano with the cake balanced on top of it..leaving all the keys sticky and dirty. Plus they took a soccer ball out and made my mother's front lawn a soccer field and my father's brand new Lexus the goal.![]()
My MIL showed her a$$ to my friend to prove to her that she got stretch marks from pregnancy. Classy.
She also started preaching to my mother and her cousin about the bible when she overheard them talking about psychics.
Now all of you are going to die when you hear this...My mother walked upstairs past her room to put my gifts away and found my MIL in her BEDROOM!!! My mother was like...'Can I help you with something?' and she just walked out of the room like it was no big deal.![]()
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#2 My MOH.
My MOH flew from AZ for the shower to surprise me. When she got there, she told my mom that HER mother said she should be the one to sit next to me and write all the gifts down because she was the MOH. My mom was like whatever![]()
. So she does just that. When I opened up my MOH's mom's gift to me, she HAD to call her on the phone and I HAD to speak with her at that moment. Then when I opened all the gifts she runs and gets her gift. I opened it and it was a bonnet, a bible and a baby rosary...all things that a godmother would buy. She is NOT the godmother though.
Later on my mother says something about my friend Rachel being the godmother and all of a sudden my MOH's face drops.
She then proceeded to be anti-social for the rest of the night. I hate when you have a friend that you feel you have to babysit because they're not mature or social enough to function around other people. When I talked to my friend Rachel, she would give the nastiest looks and sit by herself with a 'poor me' look on her face. When she left the next day she cried hysterically and I was like...bye.....have a nice flight...no tears at all.
Pheww! So that's what happened at my shower that I needed to vent to all of you girls.
I've heard that a MIL gets worse when their grandchild is born....I can't imagine what I'm in for...![]()
#1 My MIL
She came to the shower with people that were invited but never RSVPed AND they brought their two kids. Once these kids were in the house...their mother's never watched them. Food was stuck to my mother's carpet, they ate cake in the living room...where nobody was and also decided to play the piano with the cake balanced on top of it..leaving all the keys sticky and dirty. Plus they took a soccer ball out and made my mother's front lawn a soccer field and my father's brand new Lexus the goal.
My MIL showed her a$$ to my friend to prove to her that she got stretch marks from pregnancy. Classy.
She also started preaching to my mother and her cousin about the bible when she overheard them talking about psychics.
Now all of you are going to die when you hear this...My mother walked upstairs past her room to put my gifts away and found my MIL in her BEDROOM!!! My mother was like...'Can I help you with something?' and she just walked out of the room like it was no big deal.
#2 My MOH.
My MOH flew from AZ for the shower to surprise me. When she got there, she told my mom that HER mother said she should be the one to sit next to me and write all the gifts down because she was the MOH. My mom was like whatever
Later on my mother says something about my friend Rachel being the godmother and all of a sudden my MOH's face drops.
She then proceeded to be anti-social for the rest of the night. I hate when you have a friend that you feel you have to babysit because they're not mature or social enough to function around other people. When I talked to my friend Rachel, she would give the nastiest looks and sit by herself with a 'poor me' look on her face. When she left the next day she cried hysterically and I was like...bye.....have a nice flight...no tears at all.
Pheww! So that's what happened at my shower that I needed to vent to all of you girls.
I've heard that a MIL gets worse when their grandchild is born....I can't imagine what I'm in for...
