THE RETURN OF FREAKY FRIDAYS

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Posted by MJDoc12

i told my FH that i'll be so friggin exhausted...i'm not sure if we'll be able to do it. he says he will divorce me if i don't shag him that night.

our deal: he can tap it from behind while i watch t.v. until he's done.

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that was hysterical,,

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Posted by MJDoc12

i told my FH that i'll be so friggin exhausted...i'm not sure if we'll be able to do it. he says he will divorce me if i don't shag him that night.

our deal: he can tap it from behind while i watch t.v. until he's done.

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OMG!!

There's not chance that it's happening for us. Our reception doesn't end until 1am and we're generally 'do it in the morning' type of people.

Thats my girl!! I love Brit!

Probably not... After the wedding I hope to get as drunk as possible at the hotel bar with the OOT guests.. we have the whole honeymoon to enjoy sweet, tender love making

Gross.

And I can't believe you got someone to say Horn Dog Brit! That rules!

I asked my friends that same question the other day. Fh does not drink,but I know he plans on drinking on the wedding night. Everytime i think about what he's going to be like on that night I laugh. Because I know he's going to be so drunk.

I heard that most people handle business in the am. Just cant wait to see what happens

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Posted by MJDoc12

i told my FH that i'll be so friggin exhausted...i'm not sure if we'll be able to do it. he says he will divorce me if i don't shag him that night.

our deal: he can tap it from behind while i watch t.v. until he's done.

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Hilarious

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Posted by MJDoc12

i told my FH that i'll be so friggin exhausted...i'm not sure if we'll be able to do it. he says he will divorce me if i don't shag him that night.

our deal: he can tap it from behind while i watch t.v. until he's done.

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If you throw in a few moans and dirty talk in he will be done by the end of a commercial break!!!

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Posted by STBMrsDaniRella

No matter what happens-- we could have the second coming of CHRIST the night of our wedding and FH wouldn't care-- he is going to seal the deal NO matter what happens-- he is 'determined'

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LOL...I felt like I was reading about my FH while reading this....my FH says the same thing....

We are going to be hanging out at the hotel bat with the OOT guests drinking and if that's the case he is so not going to leave me alone. It's a definite at this point

and if I don't he will never let me live it down

we defo will

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Posted by MJDoc12

i told my FH that i'll be so friggin exhausted...i'm not sure if we'll be able to do it. he says he will divorce me if i don't shag him that night.

our deal: he can tap it from behind while i watch t.v. until he's done.

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lmao

I can almost CERTAINLY say that we will NOT comsumate our marriage that night. For 3 reasons:

1. Historically speaking, we never seem to be able to get it together enough to actually have sex on really good and important dates.
2. He will be so drunk that it will go on forever IF he manages to still be awake
3. I will be too drunk to care enough to wake 'him' up.

I will - however - guarantee that the FOLLOWING morning will be spent making up for the lack of action the night before!

I know my FH and i will fall asleep our wedding night... we've consumated our relationship enough times that not doing it on out wedding night will not make a difference!

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Posted by sugarkube4

I just asked FH and he snorted so I said 'what's that supposed to mean' and he says 'um hello.. I am so going to get you pregnant on our honeymoon!!'

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DITTO!!! I always thought I would want to be the one to want to try first, BUT.....certainely not on our HM!!! (Simply BC we will have lots 'o bills to pay! )

we are definitely going to try!! Although our reception ends at 6pm so hopefully we'll go home and do lots of consummating then!!!

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Posted by rojerono

I can almost CERTAINLY say that we will NOT comsumate our marriage that night. For 3 reasons:

1. Historically speaking, we never seem to be able to get it together enough to actually have sex on really good and important dates.
2. He will be so drunk that it will go on forever IF he manages to still be awake
3. I will be too drunk to care enough to wake 'him' up.

I will - however - guarantee that the FOLLOWING morning will be spent making up for the lack of action the night before!

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I love it!

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Posted by sugarkube4

I just asked FH and he snorted so I said 'what's that supposed to mean' and he says 'um hello.. I am so going to get you pregnant on our honeymoon!!'

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG...I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!! Get ready girl..its going to be an endless night for you!! lmao...as for me..FH insists on it as well...my reception will end at around 8:30pm..so the night is young...plus he is a very determined man...he'll do it even if I am asleep lol