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The Rules!

bemyyoko Posted:

The Rules!

One of my male friends sent this to me. I thought some of you might enjoy it lol



THE RULES
1.The bride always makes the rules.
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules.
4.If the bride suspects the groom knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The bride is never wrong.
6.If the bride is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the groom did or said wrong.
7.If rule 6 applies, the groom must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8.The bride can change her mind at any given point in time.
9.The groom can never change his mind without the express written consent of the bride.
10.The bride has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The groom must remain calm at all times, unless the bride wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The bride must under no circumstances let the groom know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.Any attempt to document these rules could result in all of the rules being changed again.
Mizzdimple Posted:

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forwarded to FH!

florezpeeps Posted:

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LOL!

me too, just pasted into and email to fh
mrspalomino148 Posted:

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ha thats too funny I just made FH read them!

ZCHM08 Posted:

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Posted by Mizzdimple

forwarded to FH!



I just did the same
futuremrsfab Posted:

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This is too fabulous- FH will be getting a copy of this
ChristineAaron08 Posted:

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I LOVE IT! I'm gonna give it to him...maybe to my Mom and MOH too- lol ya know- just to ward off them causing any Bridezilla moments
yelley77 Posted:

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hahahaha!!!

I LOVE this
Kimbalina Posted:

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Posted by Mizzdimple

forwarded to FH!



Same here!
GinaBambina08 Posted:

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bemyyoko Posted:

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Posted by GinaBambina88




AS Posted:

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Its all about the bride, lololol

Espo22 Posted:

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LOVE IT!!! im def emailing this to FH
kellybean Posted:

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Posted by bemyyoko

One of my male friends sent this to me. I thought some of you might enjoy it lol



THE RULES
1.The bride always makes the rules.
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules.
4.If the bride suspects the groom knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The bride is never wrong.
6.If the bride is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the groom did or said wrong.
7.If rule 6 applies, the groom must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8.The bride can change her mind at any given point in time.
9.The groom can never change his mind without the express written consent of the bride.
10.The bride has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The groom must remain calm at all times, unless the bride wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The bride must under no circumstances let the groom know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.Any attempt to document these rules could result in all of the rules being changed again.



CAN YOU BE MY NEW BFF?????
bemyyoko Posted:

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Posted by kellybean


Posted by bemyyoko

One of my male friends sent this to me. I thought some of you might enjoy it lol



THE RULES
1.The bride always makes the rules.
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules.
4.If the bride suspects the groom knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The bride is never wrong.
6.If the bride is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the groom did or said wrong.
7.If rule 6 applies, the groom must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8.The bride can change her mind at any given point in time.
9.The groom can never change his mind without the express written consent of the bride.
10.The bride has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The groom must remain calm at all times, unless the bride wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The bride must under no circumstances let the groom know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.Any attempt to document these rules could result in all of the rules being changed again.



CAN YOU BE MY NEW BFF?????



Like...DUH! I thought i already was!!
TGs Lady 22908 Posted:

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Posted by bemyyoko

One of my male friends sent this to me. I thought some of you might enjoy it lol



THE RULES
1.The bride always makes the rules.
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules.
4.If the bride suspects the groom knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The bride is never wrong.
6.If the bride is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the groom did or said wrong.
7.If rule 6 applies, the groom must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8.The bride can change her mind at any given point in time.
9.The groom can never change his mind without the express written consent of the bride.
10.The bride has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The groom must remain calm at all times, unless the bride wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The bride must under no circumstances let the groom know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.Any attempt to document these rules could result in all of the rules being changed again.



This list wins at life.

ps....kerri- i tried to add you on myspace (via the myspace thread) but your link sends me to the LIW site map....i don't know if that was intentional but I thought I'd let you know
bemyyoko Posted:

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Posted by TGs Lady 22908


Posted by bemyyoko

One of my male friends sent this to me. I thought some of you might enjoy it lol



THE RULES
1.The bride always makes the rules.
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules.
4.If the bride suspects the groom knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The bride is never wrong.
6.If the bride is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the groom did or said wrong.
7.If rule 6 applies, the groom must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8.The bride can change her mind at any given point in time.
9.The groom can never change his mind without the express written consent of the bride.
10.The bride has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The groom must remain calm at all times, unless the bride wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The bride must under no circumstances let the groom know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.Any attempt to document these rules could result in all of the rules being changed again.



This list wins at life.

ps....kerri- i tried to add you on myspace (via the myspace thread) but your link sends me to the LIW site map....i don't know if that was intentional but I thought I'd let you know



LAME.
www.myspace.com/smalltownjuliet

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