The wedding test (Joke)

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating

for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,

and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was

near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be

deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.



One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check

the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered

to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome.



She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and

committed my life to her sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last

wild fling, just come up and get me.'



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I

stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the

front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said , 'We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a

better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'





And the moral of this story is:



Always keep your condoms in your car.