So i annoyed Fh today. I was bored at work and he wasn't paying attention to me so I started texting him like... 1000 times.. no joke.. my fav was
'whats big and mean and red all over???' YOU after you read these text :)
Well he decided to threaten me after that with this:
'If you don't stop, your red peep toes are going to be missing heels when you come home... NO MORE TEXTS'
FH hates Texts. So I proceed to say 'what?! My carmen sandiego red peep toes that i hunted for?!' and he was like the THATTTTTTSSS ITTTT I am breaking them now...
I raced home and they are ok but I got scared and thought he really hurt them. He didn't. But thats scared me. My poor peep toes. Now my shoes are well hidden. And he still loves me. I had to make steak but he still loves me >:)
Just thought I share
netsirk10
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MrsHazel2B
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oh no he didn't threaten the shoes! How dare he! I'll tell you, these FHs really need to learn how to stay in line..
kris_gets_hitched
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AdriandSteve
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hjahahahahahaa Carmen Sandiego shoes hahahahaha
MikesBride2B
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OMG my FH can never hang out with your FH!!!!! Mike hates my shoes (I've been banned from buying any more pairs ) He can't have these ideas in his head that he could BREAK them!!
rocketsummer17
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NOOOOOOO not the shoes!! But as long as they are ok now (and there was some wine to go with that steak... ) then that is all that matters!!
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I'm gonna fix FH's a$$ and buy flats: Now what FH!!! Can't break a heel on a flat lol
BTW, i really had to hide them. They are under the bed now.
I came into the house like a bat out of hell and ran to the closet.
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NOOOOOOO not the shoes!! But as long as they are ok now (and there was some wine to go with that steak... ) then that is all that matters!!
BOOZZYYY SUZZZYYYYYY!!!
mbscheer
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I laughed so hard it hurt!!!
kris_gets_hitched
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Well now when he goes looking for them, he can have this song in his head: 'Where in the world are the Carmen Sandiego shoes?'
