Things I ponder while on HM

Dear Fig Newtons,

Your commercial clearly highlights one man reprimanding another for having the audacity to call Fig Newtons a cookie, when clearly they are 'fruit and cake'. Why then, Fig Newton creaters, does it clearly say on the box of Fig Newtons 'Fruit filled cookie'? Blasphemy I tell you! False Advertisement. I would like a full refund of all the Fig Newtons I have ever eaten, or a one year supply of the aforementioned Newton to help me get over this betrayal.

Sincerely,
I heart Fig Newtons, cookie or cake!

Good one, Suz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great to see you!!!!!!!!

Suz....you crack my **** up!! Cant wait till you get back so we can hang out and recap you're wedding which is all just a drunken blur to me!! Such a good time though!! Always one bridesmaid, right??

i need to read a few more boxes then maybe i would have my years supply or refund too