thirlling thursdays
Joseph Guiso, a resident of Toowoomba, Australia, held a beautiful wedding ceremony in Laurel Bank Park November 30 with his friends and family. The weird part is… his newlywed spouse is a goggie. Yes, you read that right. Guiso married his five-year-old labrador Honey, who you can see above rocking the beautiful veil. “You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better,” Guiso said to his bride during his vows. Guiso insisted that there is absolutely nothing sexual about his marriage and that his love for Honey is completely platonic. He also told members of the press that he got the idea when he and Honey were walking in the park and crossed paths with a wedding ceremony. “I said that could be us,” Guiso said. “She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes.”
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Don't try to drink yogurt on your way to work. It will glob onto your shirt and it will no longer look like yogurt, no matter how much you try to wipe it out. You will also get smiles from your male co-workers all day. #LFMF
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If a nurse offers to give you Ambien to help you sleep and you haven't taken it before, consider only taking half. While the ceiling tiles changing colors might be enjoyable, neither you nor the nurses will enjoy the screams for help when you think there is a lion on your bed. #LFMF
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You should hear her play the screwdriver.
sry, no tfln or fmls... no time.. i owe you guys two days worth now.
