this is a cute one...

bumper stickers for women.
>
>
> BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
>
> OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
>
> GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT
> BACKWARDS
AND IN HIGH HEELS
>
> A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU
PUT
HER IN HOT WATER
>
> I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND
> A
CAREER
>
> SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
>
> COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
>
> DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
>
> WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
>
> OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
>
> ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
>
> I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
>
> HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
>
> DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
>
> And last but not least:
>
> IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
>

these are too funny!! thanks for posting them!!

One of my faves always was

I may be fat but your ugly and I can diet

My all time favorite sticker is
'TOO MANY FREAKS AND NOT ENOUGH CIRCUS''

When Ed Koch was trying to run for re-election for the mayor of NY I saw this sticker and nearly crashed my car laughing so hard;

'Don't be a Koch su--er'

So cute ... thanks for the !

cute

lol very funny