this is a funny email i got its called dont mess with the queen
>> >My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who
>> >seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
>> >drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
>> >aisle and told us that
>> >'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
>> >big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put
>> >your trays up, that would be super.'
>> >On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
>> >rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
>> >'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I
asked
>> >you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the
>> >ground.'
>> >She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
>> >Princess and I take orders from no one.'
>> >To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
>> >beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
>> >outrank you. Tray-up, B***h
who
>> >seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
>> >drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
>> >aisle and told us that
>> >'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
>> >big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put
>> >your trays up, that would be super.'
>> >On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
>> >rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
>> >'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I
asked
>> >you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the
>> >ground.'
>> >She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
>> >Princess and I take orders from no one.'
>> >To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
>> >beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
>> >outrank you. Tray-up, B***h
