This is cute.
The Good Husband
Priceless!!
> >
> > Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
> > company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a
> > drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
> > He didn't even remember how he got home from the
> > party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
> > anything wrong.
> >
> > Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
> > thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
> > water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
> >
> > Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all
> > clean and pressed.
> > He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
> > order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
> > takes the aspirins, cringes then he sees a huge black eye
> > staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
> > Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
> > mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss
> > mark from his wife in lipstick!
> >
> > Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get
> > groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
> > I love you, darling! Jillian'.
> >
> > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
> > hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
> > newspaper. His son is also at the table eating.
> >
> > Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last night?'
> >
> > 'Well, you came home around 3 A.M., drunk and
> > out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and
> > broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got
> > that black eye when you ran into the door.'!
> >
> > Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in
> > such perfect order and so clean. I have a rose, and
> > breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'
> >
> > His son replies, 'Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the
> > bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
> > you screamed, 'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!'
> >
> >
> > Broken Coffee Table $89.99
> > Hot Breakfast $4.20
> > Two Aspirins $0.38
> >
> > Saying the right thing, at the right time.............PRICELESS!
Priceless!!
> >
> > Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
> > company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a
> > drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
> > He didn't even remember how he got home from the
> > party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
> > anything wrong.
> >
> > Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
> > thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
> > water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
> >
> > Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all
> > clean and pressed.
> > He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
> > order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He
> > takes the aspirins, cringes then he sees a huge black eye
> > staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
> > Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
> > mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss
> > mark from his wife in lipstick!
> >
> > Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get
> > groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
> > I love you, darling! Jillian'.
> >
> > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
> > hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
> > newspaper. His son is also at the table eating.
> >
> > Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last night?'
> >
> > 'Well, you came home around 3 A.M., drunk and
> > out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and
> > broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got
> > that black eye when you ran into the door.'!
> >
> > Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in
> > such perfect order and so clean. I have a rose, and
> > breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'
> >
> > His son replies, 'Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the
> > bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
> > you screamed, 'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!'
> >
> >
> > Broken Coffee Table $89.99
> > Hot Breakfast $4.20
> > Two Aspirins $0.38
> >
> > Saying the right thing, at the right time.............PRICELESS!
