This is Pretty Funny
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it
was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the
water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying
their 'freedom.' As they were crossing an open area, who should come along
but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the
minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his
face while they ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got
their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he
covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, 'I don't know
about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize.'
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it
was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the
water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying
their 'freedom.' As they were crossing an open area, who should come along
but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the
minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his
face while they ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got
their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he
covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, 'I don't know
about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize.'
