THIS IS SOOOO cute!
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he
takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband,
boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And
remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
Another giggle... My husband, not happy with my mood
swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would
be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red
mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here, have some
chocolate.
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he
takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband,
boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And
remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
Another giggle... My husband, not happy with my mood
swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would
be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red
mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here, have some
chocolate.
