This is what happens 8 days before your wedding....

This is hilarious.. but it so wasnt 30 mintues ago.

So Im sick as a dog.. I think I have a sinus infection. I ran out to get some stuff done and my mom and sister leave in the mean time to go get their dresses fitted 40 minutes away. I get home to realize i took my KEY off for the bach party
never put it back on....so im locked out

i call my mom and shes like well you could go in through my bedroom window with the ladder or call your brother he might be at work
so i call him
hes not at work (5 min away) and lives a half hour away.

so now .. i get the WOBBLY effingladder
and im on top of it thing... 'wow...if I fall right now, my wedding will be ruined and Ill be in multiple casts' Like seriously the wedding was FLASHING before my eyes.

so I get her window open and i stick my head in to check for Adel (my parents rotty) so she doesnt bit e me and think Im a robber

so im half in and im taking the curtains off

......and I kick the effing ladder over. So now.. Im sticking half in the window half out and im dizzy bc of the sinus infection and half crying, half laughing

so I try to inch my way in and my shortS are like stuck and Im holding on to the head board with my hands, which were getting very tired...

so I say.. 'what the hell....' and dive in and do a somersault on my mothers bed, meantime breaking the curtains and scratching my entire leg.

OH WAIT.... there is more

: so.. i get in and adel is flipping so i let her in the backyard
my mom and brother are now calling to see if i got in
fred is downstairs barking

i go to get adel so i can let fred up.. SHES GONE
i left the gate open when I went in the bacl

so now Im really starting to cry thinking of how I will explain this to my mother.

i look outside and she is no where
i run in to get her leash and just as im getting the car i see her ALL the way up the block

so now..I proceed to chase a hundred pound rotty up the block: I get her and she proceeds to DRAG me all the way home


So now Im sitting in a pool of sweat and tissues, sneezing and wondering whether I should laugh or cry