This is what Paris said...

iamvocal72 Posted: Aug 08, 2006 09:55 AM

This is what Paris said...

'People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that. I like kissing, but that's all I do. I'm not having sex for a year, I've decided.'
– Paris Hilton, who also said she's had sex with only two people, to British GQ

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JanuaryBride06 Posted: Aug 08, 2006 10:11 AM

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I keep telling people this and I think it's true: on Planet Skank the #s are off. One year is really like 5 days. Seriously.

CLMon7906 Posted: Aug 08, 2006 10:13 AM

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Is she kidding? I mean, she's had how many sex tapes leaked? Geez....how dumb is she that she thinks we believe her?

iamvocal72 Posted: Aug 08, 2006 10:28 AM

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She's got to be on some serious crack! I LMAO when I read that quote!

JessicaM. Posted: Aug 08, 2006 11:00 AM

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that's just slightly LESS believable than Jessica Simpson and her 160 + I.Q.

they have taken the real out of REALity...

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Aug 08, 2006 11:03 AM

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Posted by JessicaM.

that's just slightly LESS believable than Jessica Simpson and her 160 + I.Q.

It kills me everytime I read that.

Mandyin2007 Posted: Aug 08, 2006 11:11 AM

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we shouldn't rag on her because she can't count or tell time!

hmpena Posted: Aug 08, 2006 11:27 AM

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by JessicaM.

that's just slightly LESS believable than Jessica Simpson and her 160 + I.Q.

It kills me everytime I read that.

Me too!

SuzBride Posted: Aug 08, 2006 11:29 AM

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Posted by Mandyin2007

we shouldn't rag on her because she can't count or tell time!

silly paris - once you hit 100, you don't get to start counting at 1 again

cindyandkevin Posted: Aug 08, 2006 11:32 AM

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Posted by Mandyin2007

we shouldn't rag on her because she can't count or tell time!

CLMon7906 Posted: Aug 08, 2006 11:54 AM

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Posted by SuzBride

Posted by Mandyin2007

we shouldn't rag on her because she can't count or tell time!

silly paris - once you hit 100, you don't get to start counting at 1 again

oh snap!

Blu-ize Posted: Aug 08, 2006 01:54 PM

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she does have to count, read, tell time or tie her shoes..she can pay someone to do that for her.

she is holding the crack pipe a little too close to her lips.

Does she believe her own bullsh!t?

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Aug 08, 2006 01:56 PM

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Posted by Blu-ize

she does have to count, read, tell time or tie her shoes..she can pay someone to do that for her.

Neither does she *have* to put on underwear since she's constantly being photographed coming out of cars and walking the red carpet without it.

Blu-ize Posted: Aug 08, 2006 02:17 PM

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Posted by Blu-ize

she does have to count, read, tell time or tie her shoes..she can pay someone to do that for her.

Neither does she *have* to put on underwear since she's constantly being photographed coming out of cars and walking the red carpet without it.

underwear? what is this underwear you speak of?