this just about sums it up *MUST READ*
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You
Can Be THE Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me
dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and
hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The f-----' funeral director would be my
first guess.'
Can Be THE Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me
dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and
hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The f-----' funeral director would be my
first guess.'
