This was funny..

What gender is it? If you're like most people, common everyday items
look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a
gender. For example . . .
Ziploc Bags - Male, because they hold everything in but you can see
right through them

Copier - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed

Tire - Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated

Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part

Sponges - Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water

Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on

Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up

Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammer - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around

Remote Control - Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider
-- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Re: This was funny..

that is cute!