Thought for the Day

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched girlie movies, never had football on, never wore frigging lacy lingerie that went up her backside, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, didn't spend all her time looking for things that were supposedly 'lost', didn't have to hide clothes that had been purchased. Life was good. THE END

the benefits of not getting married

Ahhh, such a great story!

Great fairytale

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Posted by usuk2004

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched girlie movies, never had football on, never wore frigging lacy lingerie that went up her backside, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, didn't spend all her time looking for things that were supposedly 'lost', didn't have to hide clothes that had been purchased. Life was good. THE END

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I love that story!!! I would have had that too, but I needed health insurance.

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Posted by heidla

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Posted by usuk2004

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched girlie movies, never had football on, never wore frigging lacy lingerie that went up her backside, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, didn't spend all her time looking for things that were supposedly 'lost', didn't have to hide clothes that had been purchased. Life was good. THE END

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I love that story!!! I would have had that too, but I needed health insurance.

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LMAO!!!!!

That's awesome!

But it's my life with my live-in fiance! I just sent him this in an e-mail and thanked him for being so amazing!