****Thought of the Day****
Man says to his wife:
Husband: I've been thinking.....
I'm the MAN of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru the door.
Afterwards, while watching ESPN and relaxing in my chair, you'll bring me my slippers and then run my bath...And when i'm done with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
Wife: The funeral director.
Husband: I've been thinking.....
I'm the MAN of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru the door.
Afterwards, while watching ESPN and relaxing in my chair, you'll bring me my slippers and then run my bath...And when i'm done with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
Wife: The funeral director.
