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''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!'
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said: 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank margarita's, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ***, Had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked
fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said: 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank margarita's, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ***, Had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked
fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
