Threatening my Co-Workers man -hood

So yesterday I used my portable USB flash drive to bring a fle over to my co-worker desk. I left it there over night. It has my final GL file on there. I go into his office to get it back and it gone. He like I don't know. At this point, I am flipping out. These guys are pranksters so, I know they would take it and f^*k around with me.

I tell them and I swear ' If you have my flash drive and your not telling me? We will be serving your MANHOOD for lunch at the conference'.

They both cover their junk and one says ' you won't have enough time to cook them'

I reply 'it a raw sushi bar'

OMG

They have the flashdrive and they want to make a picture for me, so they show me the flash drive just to ease my mind and promised they wont delete the files..

PHEW

oh boy! men! I say cut their balls

You always have witty comments!

Your job just sounds like such a fun place!

i say cut them anyway!

lol