thrilling thursday

love the last one








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Side A is for Bridesmaidin’; Side B is for Huntin’!






TFLN and FML to come

I think I can smell the bacon gun from here.

These are great!

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Posted by jilliibabii

I think I can smell the bacon gun from here.

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speaking of bacon.. FH and I went to ihop last night for dinner.. OMG the bacon was so SALTY!!!!
i still taste it!

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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a ****. What are you doing?
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that 'fanny' in the UK means 'vagina.' FML
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Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML
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Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, 'I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear...' When she started to walk away, she added, '...and a gym membership.' FML
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Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
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Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
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