Tips for ladies in 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bi tch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt ... a wedge of lime,
and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group - Sambuca hour with the
girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've
lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl
panties and deal
with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and
this is just my
personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They
know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves
nothing; and makes you
walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into
lemonade then
mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is
someone
else's ex-boyfriend!

13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at
work, suffering
from a hangover, or just suffering from work, and might
need a reason to smile!

this is great!

adorable thanks for sharing

Love it! You always have these litle funnies to share and make me laugh/smile at work.
thanks!

I love this!

i love it! thanks! im going to share that with friends