To all flat coolie girls, Do you have COOLIE envy? I do.

Original post by wacky

Mar 03, 2004 03:45 PM

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heidla Posted: Mar 03, 2004 04:31 PM

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My whole family has always made fun of the fact that I have a butt. I remember getting a nightgown from my aunt when I was 10 that said ' We love you for your buns.' Since then I have had flat booty envy. Plus, it is difficult to find pants that fit.

kmcwed Posted: Mar 03, 2004 04:57 PM

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verdila Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:01 PM

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No-- but I actually have flat chest/tall envy-- I would love to be able to go bra-less, or wear string bikinis and be able to wear manly button-down shirts w/o looking silly.

michele31 Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:03 PM

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When the 'home fat transfer' kit is invented I invite anyone who needs more butt to have some of mine.

susans Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:10 PM

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I have coolie envy.
I always thought that when I finally got pregnant, my @ss would round out...no such luck...now I just have butthigh...where your *** and the back top of your thigh sort of merge into one...

MarcellaBella Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:12 PM

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Posted by Misty

I have thigh envy. I want mine to look as smooth and uneffected as hers! lol.

they can be with the product called 'airbrush' lol

I do not have *** envy.. I like my bony *** lol

eroxgirl Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:13 PM

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Posted by verdila

No-- but I actually have flat chest/tall envy -- I would love to be able to go bra-less, or wear string bikinis and be able to wear manly button-down shirts w/o looking silly.

wow I'm envied!!

ETA: one of FH's cousins recently told me, 'for a white girl, you have a big butt!' It's been a topic of conversation among my friends for years.

wenndypoo Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:16 PM

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Nah, I got too much coolie.

I do have boobie envy though. But I admit, it's nice not to have to wear a bra.

minniebride14 Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:19 PM

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Anyone who wants some coolie, can come take mine!! It's bustin out of this message box as it is!!

Tammy5-03 Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:38 PM

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Posted by kmcwed

My DH says I have an 'onion.'

WHAT?!

I told him that sounds like a nice way of saying 'fat a$$.' He laughed and said it means a round butt.

I'm still not sure if it's a compliment or not...

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I don't know your DH but around my way, an onion is a good thing

TogetherForever Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:41 PM

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I know Meredith from Bachelorette MUST have coolie envy!!

HappyEverAfter Posted: Mar 03, 2004 05:43 PM

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I dont know why I clicked on here, since the thread is addressed to flat coolie girls and I have enough junk in the trunk for all of you

When I was younger, I was w. friends and one of the guys found out I am half Dominican (moms side). He didnt believe I am hispanic (light skin, very Irish sounding maiden name) and my friend said to me 'turn around'. The guy took one look at my as$ and said 'ah, si, esta dominicana!' I was so mad.

btrflygrl Posted: Mar 03, 2004 06:11 PM

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I wish I had a butt like that....

Anniegrl Posted: Mar 03, 2004 06:36 PM

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No coolie envy here - for a thin girl I have a nice round coolie
But I worked hard for it - no pain, no gain!

kmcwed Posted: Mar 03, 2004 06:37 PM

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sonia Posted: Mar 04, 2004 09:17 AM

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i have coolie envy!

wacky Posted: Mar 04, 2004 10:15 AM

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Posted by susans

I have coolie envy.
I always thought that when I finally got pregnant, my @ss would round out...no such luck...now I just have butthigh...where your *** and the back top of your thigh sort of merge into one...

Ughhh I have that now and Im not pregnant, holy cow what will happen when I do?

AtticaQT Posted: Mar 04, 2004 11:20 AM

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I dont - i wish my behind was smaller

lovergirl Posted: Mar 04, 2004 03:00 PM

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Wacky I'm with you!! My friends started calling me 180 in high school b/c from my back down my a$$ to my legs is like a 180 degree line!!!!!!!!! I DEF have booty envy! and FYI to all you bootylicious girls--it's not easy to find pants that don't hang & droop where your a$$ is supposed to be when you don't have one!!

wacky Posted: Mar 04, 2004 03:04 PM

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Posted by lovergirl

Wacky I'm with you!! My friends started calling me 180 in high school b/c from my back down my a$$ to my legs is like a 180 degree line!!!!!!!!! I DEF have booty envy! and FYI to all you bootylicious girls--it's not easy to find pants that don't hang & droop where your a$$ is supposed to be when you don't have one!!

Thank you, people dont realize. I always look like flatso from the back.

You the stairmaster works though. Ive been doing it lately and I feel a cheek