To fart or not to fart?

Question for all you ladies...what is yours and FH's policy on farting?

FH and I have a no-farting policy. We generally don't talk about that or going #2. I'm amazed that we've kept this up (for the most part) for over 5 and 1/2 years.

However, my ex-BF and I used to take great pride in farting in front of each other. We practically had contests. I have to admit it took some of the mystery away.

So, what's your policy?

boy.. that kind of a 'loaded' question don't you thnnk Lillian!!!!

wow! lol. I'm pretty prude when it comes to the 'F' word i cant even say it!) EXCEPT when it comes to my FH. We're really gross with one another. haha. He's the only one I can be like that with so i KNOW its meant to be! We dont care about that. And the whole #2 thing, we dont care about that either! If he's in thw shower... whatever, or vice versa....
but of course i dont ever have to go #2! or the 'f' word!

We fart all the time. We just laugh about it or say something like 'damn, what did you eat?' LOL!

And we really don't have to talk about #2 cause you can tell when someone went. LOL!

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Posted by Ronkonkomonga





boy.. that kind of a 'loaded' question don't you thnnk Lillian!!!!

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Yes, but I thought we could all use a little comic relief on this Monday morning...I know I could!!!

thats pretty funny that you would ask that today since we had a contest in bed last night Iknow we are gross

We do whatever... its nature!

Aga- that was TMI but since you mentioned your contest... who won?

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Posted by diamondgrlie

We do whatever... its nature!

Aga- that was TMI but since you mentioned your contest... who won?

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I am DYING HERE!!!!!!

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Posted by lillian771

Question for all you ladies...what is yours and FH's policy on farting?

FH and I have a no-farting policy. We generally don't talk about that or going #2. I'm amazed that we've kept this up (for the most part) for over 5 and 1/2 years.

However, my ex-BF and I used to take great pride in farting in front of each other. We practically had contests. I have to admit it took some of the mystery away.

So, what's your policy?

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so funny you guys have a 'no farting policy' - we are totally in the same boat. and if one of us is suspect, we'll deny it till the bitter end!!

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Posted by lolita4life

brooklyn.. how was your trip t o the 'Burg?!

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Lolita, I ended up not going! I got lazy and stayed home snuggling my cats. I am thinking taking a knitting class at the Yarn Tree though.

no holds bars with FH and I....

yea sometimes we'll say ew to each other but whatver.

as for #2.... not a prob... if i'm in the shower or vice versa...and u gotta go then go.!

Are you ladies kidding?

WE WERE MADE TO FART! all of us...

FH and I do it all the time, although when I think it is going to be a really bad one, I go in the other room. I don't care if they are noisy - just not super smelly.

It is comic relief people!

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Posted by diamondgrlie

We do whatever... its nature!

Aga- that was TMI but since you mentioned your contest... who won?

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ummm I hardly ever have gas like I had last night

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Posted by Aga

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Posted by diamondgrlie

We do whatever... its nature!

Aga- that was TMI but since you mentioned your contest... who won?

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ummm I hardly ever have gas like I had last night

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LOL! I'm dying!!!

I am going to crawl under my desk and die of embarrasment now j/k... it is natural, you gotta do what you gotta do

it's OPEN SEASON for farting in this apartment. even the dog does

although with my ex-boyfriend, it was ok for him to fart, but if i ever did he'd be totally grossed out. somehow it 'ruined his image'. which just made me fart in front of him more... i guess you can see why i'm not marrying him