Toddler diet
If you want to lose weight quickly, follow the toddler's diet:
* Breakfast
Eat two bites of scrambled egg and throw the rest on the floor; eat one bite
of toast with grape jelly and smear jelly on your face.
* Lunch
Chew and then spit out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; pour milk on the
table and slurp two swallows.
* Dinner
Pour half a glass of milk into mashed potatoes and squish between your
fingers; eat two chicken fingers and throw the rest at sibling; stick carrot
slices in your ears and nose.
* Breakfast
Eat two bites of scrambled egg and throw the rest on the floor; eat one bite
of toast with grape jelly and smear jelly on your face.
* Lunch
Chew and then spit out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; pour milk on the
table and slurp two swallows.
* Dinner
Pour half a glass of milk into mashed potatoes and squish between your
fingers; eat two chicken fingers and throw the rest at sibling; stick carrot
slices in your ears and nose.
