too funny not to share!
German police summoned over forgotten vibrator
BERLIN (AFP) – A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing 'suspicious noises' in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.
The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the 'scene of the crime', a statement said.
'Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.
'Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour.'
Police then 'wished her a nice evening and left'.
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
BERLIN (AFP) – A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing 'suspicious noises' in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.
The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the 'scene of the crime', a statement said.
'Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.
'Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour.'
Police then 'wished her a nice evening and left'.
