Top 10 most polite ways to say one's zipper is down...

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts

My favorites!!!!

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Posted by usuk2004

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

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Posted by usuk2004

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts

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PIMP!!!!

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Posted by usuk2004

10. The cucumber has left the salad.



3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.


1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts

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these are hysterical!!!!!!!

Here's one not on the list-
Are you selling Hot dogs today?

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

Those are really funny - everyone around me thinks i am crazy -

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