Tuesday Funnies
a little backwards today.. TFLN and FML's are first, then lol cats, fails, family photos, wedding and demotivationals to follow:
(240):
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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(502):
I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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(850):
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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(843):
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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(419):
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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(678):
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, 'Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages.'
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Today, my Grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I better start praying for a husband. FML
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Today, my fart turned out to be much louder than I'd anticipated, causing me to be kicked out of class for causing such a vile disturbance. FML
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Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
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Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
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Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
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um... yea, they all kinda ****** today.
(240):
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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(502):
I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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(850):
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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(843):
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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(419):
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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(678):
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, 'Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages.'
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Today, my Grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I better start praying for a husband. FML
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Today, my fart turned out to be much louder than I'd anticipated, causing me to be kicked out of class for causing such a vile disturbance. FML
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Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
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Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
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Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
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um... yea, they all kinda ****** today.
