Tuesday humor
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The
conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging
in some S&M role playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her
drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the
work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When
all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was
a leather bodice,black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused
that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When
my fiancee got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black
mask, leather bodice , black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned
on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I
took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped
into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and
six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for
action.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'
married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The
conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging
in some S&M role playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her
drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the
work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When
all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was
a leather bodice,black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused
that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When
my fiancee got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black
mask, leather bodice , black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned
on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I
took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped
into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and
six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for
action.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'
