u guys wanna hear something f-ing crazy! (kinda long sorry)

soo me & FH live in a basement apartment... out landlords have this little dog that barks at EVERYONE and EVERYTHING that walks by the house or comes in the gate... its really funny b/c i call him our doorbell b/c we always know when someone came through the gate b/c he would bark like crazy

ANYWAYS - last nite about 4am i woke up to pee & FH woke up just out of habit when i wake up & all of a suddon we hear the dog barking & growling LIKE CRAZZZY!!!!!!!! so me and FH look at each other and instantly know something is wrong! so we go outside and up the stairs and our landlords (who are on the older side) are standing outside their screened in porch in shock.... there was some drugged out 30something year old woman sleeping on the couch in their porch!!!!! so FH wakes her up and is basically like 'who the hell are you?' and the woman starts flipping out and was like 'OMG IM SO SORRY I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM!' so she walks out of the yard into the street & FH follows her down the block - she then proceeds to try to break into a car 3 houses down!!!!!!

so FH calls the cops and within 2 mins there are like 4 cops in front of the house! they picked her up 2 blocks away all drugged out rolling around on the floor... turns out she stole a car from someplace else and drove over to our neighborhood and was so drugged out she decided to take a nap in OUR porch and felt the need to break into a SECOND car

all in all it was pretty scary!! i couldnt get to bed after that!! AND FH is going upstate for a couple days and im going to be here alone for two nites b/c i cant go with him due to stupid work tomorrow