Ugh...today's not off to a good start!

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Posted by usuk2004

This was my horoscope this morning:

This could be a day of technical glitches and machine malfunctions. It is frustrating, to be sure, but you must admit that it is also a little bit funny. Everything you touch, whether it be a computer or a washing machine, seems to groan and shudder at you before finally sitting quiet, broken. It seems today you have the opposite of the Midas touch. Don't take it personally. Instead, use it as an excuse to do something completely different with your day.

Actually, it's not that much different from any other day!

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Posted by usuk2004

This was my horoscope this morning:

This could be a day of technical glitches and machine malfunctions. It is frustrating, to be sure, but you must admit that it is also a little bit funny. Everything you touch, whether it be a computer or a washing machine, seems to groan and shudder at you before finally sitting quiet, broken. It seems today you have the opposite of the Midas touch. Don't take it personally. Instead, use it as an excuse to do something completely different with your day.

Actually, it's not that much different from any other day!

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Posted by xjulietx

What's your sign?

And what does it say for Cancer?

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

You're horoscope just told you to take a vacation day!

Why aren't you listening to the stars?

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