Virus Warning.....Please Read

There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you
> receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via
e-mail
> or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your
private
> life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on
your
> jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.
Order
> the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK
has
> been completely eliminated from your system.
>
> Forward This warning immediately to at least 5 friends.
>
> Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends, this means that
you are
> already infected and that WORK already controls your life.
>

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