wedding chuckle

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> THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful
> girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
> we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
> bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My
> prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
> miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
> bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
> a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did
> it when she was near anyone else.
>
> One day her 'little' sister
> called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
> invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
> to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
> couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
> before I got married and committed my life to her sister.Well,
> I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.She said, 'I'm
> going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me.'
>
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
> watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
> turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the
> door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire
> future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in
>his
> eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that
> you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
>for
> our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story
>is:
> Always keep your condoms in your car!!!!!!!!.
>