Wedding Dreams?

Tell your funniest wedding dream/nightmare that you have had so far.

Just the other night, I had a dream that my dress was not my real dress, but my Little Mermaid Halloween Costume...yeah, I don't know....LOL. My makeup was horrible and my guests saw me before my wedding, setting up the room....It was a total nightmare. I actually tried to wake myself up, just so I could get out of it, it was horrible. I didn't want it to continue once I fell asleep again, so I sat up and started pinching myself to wake up....hehehehehehehe

I had a dream that my wedding dress was hanging in my car. I went to a family party and then went to find my car to leave and my car was stolen. I was freaking out and everyone was asking why I was making such a scene it was just a dress. the police found the car but it was totally tourched!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a horrible dream!!!

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Posted by PattyK

I had a couple of really strange pre-wedding dreams. Among my favorites is when we went to pick up our proofs the photographer gave us crayon drawings because they forgot to put film in the camera.

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Hehehehehe....this is funny!

i had a dream that i went to go get my teeth cleaned for the wedding.. and they replaced all of my teeth with sushi..


i really want sushi for dinner now..

In my dream FH couldn't get the day off for the wedding and his 'work ethic' wouldn't allow him to lie and call in sick, lol.

I had two really strange ones.

First one: I hired Frederic Fekkai and Oribe, two famous haristylists, to do my hair that day. (Why do I need TWO highly paid hairstylists? I have no idea.) We talked about creative updos during the consultation and we seemed to be on the same page. Later that night, they broke into my house while I was sleeping and chopped off my hair with straight razors a la 'I Know What You Did Last Summer.' When I woke up, I freaked out both because the choppy bob with short bangs (which was technically good cut) wasn't what we discussed, and because of their felonious behavior.

Second: It was the day of the wedding, which was in LI. I was in the mid-Atlantic, where we live. I woke up late. It was 4 PM and the wedding was at 7 PM. There was no way I could drive up there in time.

I woke up both times with my heart pounding in my chest!

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Posted by colleen1117

ok - i've had the dress, music, photographer, florist dreams...but how about THIS one!!! I dream that Billy Joel came to take my FH to a gay S&M club and he went with him - and there was this weird Village People looking guy too. and I was like - wait a sec, we're getting married though and FH was like - yeah but I already told Billy I'd go so. lolololol it was TRULY horrible,the worst part was IN THE DREAM i woke up and ran to check if it was a dream - looking around to see if FH was in our house and couldn't find him! so the dream continued again and again...like groundhog day! lolol when i finally really did wake up - FH was awake in the living room I ran out crying saying literally! FH was like 'whats the matter did you have a nightmare' and with my face buried in his chest i'm telling him - through crying - i had a dream that you left to go to a gay S&M club....(sob sob sob) with Billy Joel! lololol - poor guy! he did all he could to really comfort me and bring me back to reality before CRACKING up hysterically! lol imagine dealing with someone who isn't fully awake and in reality crying and telling you that story! lolol and i was being serious ! not quite awake. ohh boy would a psychologist have fun with that one!

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Oh my god....You have me cracking up.

I had a dream the FH and I both showed up at the church wearing the same dress.

I had another dream, that as I was walking down the aisle, FH wasn't standing up there because he was playing the organ and the priest tried to marry me to someone else.

I had yet another dream where no one was lined up to walk down the aisle. They were all sitting in the pews still. By the time I got them all organized, I realized that I wasn't dressed yet, so I had to change into my dress outside the church, but I had no shoes or bouquet so I walked down in my socks because they were white and stole some flowers that were left as an offering at the front of the church.

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Posted by tdebe

I had a dream the FH and I both showed up at the church wearing the same dress.

I had another dream, that as I was walking down the aisle, FH wasn't standing up there because he was playing the organ and the priest tried to marry me to someone else.

I had yet another dream where no one was lined up to walk down the aisle. They were all sitting in the pews still. By the time I got them all organized, I realized that I wasn't dressed yet, so I had to change into my dress outside the church, but I had no shoes or bouquet so I walked down in my socks because they were white and stole some flowers that were left as an offering at the front of the church.

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Those were very funny!

i had one the other night...

the RH gave me HALF the reception room...and it was dirty, really dark, dirty carpet,..it looked different then what it really is, and people were walking through to go to a restaurant that was set up....when i went to complain the BM didnt help me , he told me i didnt read everything on my contract & that was what i was getting because i signed it

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Posted by tdebe

I had a dream the FH and I both showed up at the church wearing the same dress.

I had another dream, that as I was walking down the aisle, FH wasn't standing up there because he was playing the organ and the priest tried to marry me to someone else.

I had yet another dream where no one was lined up to walk down the aisle. They were all sitting in the pews still. By the time I got them all organized, I realized that I wasn't dressed yet, so I had to change into my dress outside the church, but I had no shoes or bouquet so I walked down in my socks because they were white and stole some flowers that were left as an offering at the front of the church.

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THESE ARE HYSTERICAL!!!