Wedding funnies
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A little girl at a wedding asked, 'Mommy, why do brides always wear white?' The mom replied, 'Because they're happy, dear.'
Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, 'Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?'
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A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite. After unpacking, the husband took off his pants. 'Put these on,' he said to his wife. She did and they were obviously much too large. 'There's no way I can wear these - they're way too big,' she said. 'Good! Now you know who wears the pants in this family,' replied the husband.
Flustered, the wife removed her panties, and handing them to her husband said, 'Put these on.' The husband looked at the tiny panties and said, 'There's no way I can get into these.' To which the wife replied, 'You're darn right! At least not until you change your attitude!'
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What's the difference between
in-laws and out-laws?
Out-laws are wanted!
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Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Three men were at a bar. Two of the men were discussing the control they had over their wives, while the third remained uninterested.
After a short while, the two men turned to the third and asked, 'What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?' The third man turned to the first two and said, 'Well, just the other day I had her on her knees!'
The two men were dumbfounded. 'Wow that's incredible! What happened next?' they asked. The third man took a healthy swig of his beer, sighed and grumbled, 'Then she started screaming at me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'
A little girl at a wedding asked, 'Mommy, why do brides always wear white?' The mom replied, 'Because they're happy, dear.'
Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, 'Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?'
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A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite. After unpacking, the husband took off his pants. 'Put these on,' he said to his wife. She did and they were obviously much too large. 'There's no way I can wear these - they're way too big,' she said. 'Good! Now you know who wears the pants in this family,' replied the husband.
Flustered, the wife removed her panties, and handing them to her husband said, 'Put these on.' The husband looked at the tiny panties and said, 'There's no way I can get into these.' To which the wife replied, 'You're darn right! At least not until you change your attitude!'
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What's the difference between
in-laws and out-laws?
Out-laws are wanted!
_______________________________________
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
_______________________________________
Three men were at a bar. Two of the men were discussing the control they had over their wives, while the third remained uninterested.
After a short while, the two men turned to the third and asked, 'What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?' The third man turned to the first two and said, 'Well, just the other day I had her on her knees!'
The two men were dumbfounded. 'Wow that's incredible! What happened next?' they asked. The third man took a healthy swig of his beer, sighed and grumbled, 'Then she started screaming at me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'
