wedding humor
Julia's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement
-- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress
to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife
had bought the exact same dress! Julia asked her to exchange it, but she
refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
wearing it,' she replied.
Julia told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get
another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, 'Are you going to return
the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear
it.'
She just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the
rehearsal dinner!'
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-- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress
to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife
had bought the exact same dress! Julia asked her to exchange it, but she
refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
wearing it,' she replied.
Julia told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get
another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, 'Are you going to return
the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear
it.'
She just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the
rehearsal dinner!'
