Wedding Joke of the Day
There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop one day and
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her
fourth wedding.
'Well', replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type of dress are you
looking for?'
The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly white dress with a veil.'
The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally said,
'Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate
for brides who are being married the first time -- for those who are a
bit more innocent, if you know what I mean.'
'Well' replied the customer, more than a little put out. 'I can assure
you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or not,
despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time bride.'
'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding he died as
we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into a
terrible fight in the limo on our way to the reception and have not
spoken since. We had that wedding annulled immediately.'
'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
'Well' said the woman, 'he was a Democrat and every night for four years
he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to
be.'
' But this time I am marring an attorney, I KNOW I'll get screwed this
time!!'
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her
fourth wedding.
'Well', replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type of dress are you
looking for?'
The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly white dress with a veil.'
The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally said,
'Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate
for brides who are being married the first time -- for those who are a
bit more innocent, if you know what I mean.'
'Well' replied the customer, more than a little put out. 'I can assure
you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or not,
despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time bride.'
'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding he died as
we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into a
terrible fight in the limo on our way to the reception and have not
spoken since. We had that wedding annulled immediately.'
'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
'Well' said the woman, 'he was a Democrat and every night for four years
he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to
be.'
' But this time I am marring an attorney, I KNOW I'll get screwed this
time!!'
