wedding jokes - thought these were funny and wanted to share!
I thought these were funny and wanted to share!
on the morning after their wedding night, the groom called down to their hotel's room service to order breakfast. for himself he ordered one pound of bacon, twelve fried eggs, and two gallons of orange juice to restore his fluids. for his wife he ordered a plain head of lettuce. the clerk was surprised by the latter and said, 'won't your wife be wanting anything else?' 'not at this point,' the groom replied, 'i'm conducting an experiment to see if she eats like a rabbit, too.'
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a little boy was in a relative's wedding. as he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). while facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar...
so it went, step, step, roar, step, step, roar all the way down the aisle. as you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. the little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
when asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 'i was being the ring bear....'
on the morning after their wedding night, the groom called down to their hotel's room service to order breakfast. for himself he ordered one pound of bacon, twelve fried eggs, and two gallons of orange juice to restore his fluids. for his wife he ordered a plain head of lettuce. the clerk was surprised by the latter and said, 'won't your wife be wanting anything else?' 'not at this point,' the groom replied, 'i'm conducting an experiment to see if she eats like a rabbit, too.'
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a little boy was in a relative's wedding. as he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). while facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar...
so it went, step, step, roar, step, step, roar all the way down the aisle. as you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. the little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
when asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 'i was being the ring bear....'
