Wedding nightmare! Eek! Long
So let me preface by saying I spent a lot of time sleeping yesterday thanks to the pain of Aunt Flo.
I had not ONE but TWO wedding nightmares, and ironically enough, one for Saturday and one about the wedding in November,
The first nightmare was that mom saw me in the saree and ran away crying. Then, FH showed up so drunk he could barely walk. i had to walk into the ceremony room and it looked like it could fit 20 people, and is supposed to fit 300. Then, I turned the corner, and there were snakes everywhere! I mean long, swirmy snakes, and a pig! (which is hilarious bc Hindu's don't eat pork). I had to step over them, and I missed and stepped on one which then proceeded to chase me out of the church. at that point, the pig then went crazy running around and I thought it would bite me.
2nd nightmare= I posted on LIW 'I can't wait to put her on' referring to my dress. I was at dinner while I posted that, but then I looked down, and I was already wearing it! Then I somehow got water that stained the dress, and greasy mayo on the bottom, all while I was trying to hide from FH who was sitting across from me. I went with my MOH to the bridal attendant who reluctantly took the dress from me to clean it. when she came back, the stains were gone! So I went back to dinner!?! At the dinner (which was not wedding related), I then got another stain on my dress, and the bridal attendant refused to help me (can you blame her?) and she quit.
Thank god I woke up then.![]()
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I had not ONE but TWO wedding nightmares, and ironically enough, one for Saturday and one about the wedding in November,
The first nightmare was that mom saw me in the saree and ran away crying. Then, FH showed up so drunk he could barely walk. i had to walk into the ceremony room and it looked like it could fit 20 people, and is supposed to fit 300. Then, I turned the corner, and there were snakes everywhere! I mean long, swirmy snakes, and a pig! (which is hilarious bc Hindu's don't eat pork). I had to step over them, and I missed and stepped on one which then proceeded to chase me out of the church. at that point, the pig then went crazy running around and I thought it would bite me.
2nd nightmare= I posted on LIW 'I can't wait to put her on' referring to my dress. I was at dinner while I posted that, but then I looked down, and I was already wearing it! Then I somehow got water that stained the dress, and greasy mayo on the bottom, all while I was trying to hide from FH who was sitting across from me. I went with my MOH to the bridal attendant who reluctantly took the dress from me to clean it. when she came back, the stains were gone! So I went back to dinner!?! At the dinner (which was not wedding related), I then got another stain on my dress, and the bridal attendant refused to help me (can you blame her?) and she quit.
Thank god I woke up then.
