wedding test-thought this was funny
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me
that she
wanted me just once before I was to get married, and commit my life to
her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me
that she
wanted me just once before I was to get married, and commit my life to
her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
