Wedding vows to the public
I saw this on cnn.com and thought I'd share
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/06/23/tf.wedding.vows.to.public/index.html
1. I will never argue with my husband at restaurant, on a plane, in a store, at a party, or anywhere else in your company.
2. When we have kids, I'll push the stroller on the side of the sidewalk -- giving you room to pass -- and not straight down the middle like I own the whole thing because I have a baby.
3. I will never refer to my husband as 'hubby' or 'hubs.'
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4. I will refrain from calling dinner out with my husband 'Date Night.'
5. I will never ask you to switch seats on a plane, bus, or whatever so I can sit next to my husband.
6. I promise not to share a personal e-mail address with my husband.
7. I will only play matchmaker with my single friends who have actually expressed an interest in being matched up.
8. I will to take the 'P' out of PDA ... unless I'm really drunk, in which case I can't be held responsible for my behavior.
9. I will only call my husband by my pet name for him (Fatso) in private.
10. I will not let myself go. (Okay, so this is really more a vow to myself than to you, but if you had any idea how bad I could let myself go, you'd thank me for not going there.)
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/06/23/tf.wedding.vows.to.public/index.html
1. I will never argue with my husband at restaurant, on a plane, in a store, at a party, or anywhere else in your company.
2. When we have kids, I'll push the stroller on the side of the sidewalk -- giving you room to pass -- and not straight down the middle like I own the whole thing because I have a baby.
3. I will never refer to my husband as 'hubby' or 'hubs.'
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4. I will refrain from calling dinner out with my husband 'Date Night.'
5. I will never ask you to switch seats on a plane, bus, or whatever so I can sit next to my husband.
6. I promise not to share a personal e-mail address with my husband.
7. I will only play matchmaker with my single friends who have actually expressed an interest in being matched up.
8. I will to take the 'P' out of PDA ... unless I'm really drunk, in which case I can't be held responsible for my behavior.
9. I will only call my husband by my pet name for him (Fatso) in private.
10. I will not let myself go. (Okay, so this is really more a vow to myself than to you, but if you had any idea how bad I could let myself go, you'd thank me for not going there.)
