weirdest work bathroom experience

totally bored today and adelina got me thinking about work bathrooms.

anyways, i was peeing in the bathroom and i smelled something foul and the person in the next stall obvs did #2 b/c she flushed 3x while i was there. anyways, i was washing my hand to make the quick exit and she comes out of the bathroom apologizing for the smell and she hoped that she didn't kill me with the smell b/c she had some bad food the night before and her stomach was killing her. really??? i've never met this woman in my life - i did NOT need to hear that! i personally would've stayed in that stall until it was empty then make the escape.

please share yours and entertain me!!

OMG, she came out and apologized??? I totally would have stayed in the stall until everyone left and then made a run for it

This one is really gross. There was this one time, I went into the stall and it looked like someone stepped on sh*t and then put their footprints with it all over the seat. SO FREAKIN' DISGUSTING!!!

I also can't stand when I see blood inside the toilet

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Posted by adelz

OMG, she came out and apologized??? I totally would have stayed in the stall until everyone left and then made a run for it

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that's what i'm saying! i totally would've just waited pretending to fix my pants or something but noooooo! it was almost as if she wanted to apologize for me

and you know what i said???

'It's ok - it happens'

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Posted by adelz

This one is really gross. There was this one time, I went into the stall and it looked like someone stepped on sh*t and then put their footprints with it all over the seat. SO FREAKIN' DISGUSTING!!!

I also can't stand when I see blood inside the toilet

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GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS women are nasty! I had some filthy women at my old job! like sh*t sprays on the wall

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by adelz

OMG, she came out and apologized??? I totally would have stayed in the stall until everyone left and then made a run for it

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that's what i'm saying! i totally would've just waited pretending to fix my pants or something but noooooo! it was almost as if she wanted to apologize for me

and you know what i said???

'It's ok - it happens'

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There's been times where I like raise my feet up so nobody from my office can see my shoes and later recognize me. This way, they never knew who was there

LOL....
OMG



I went Once to make a pipi... (lol)...
As i was doing it, another person walked in...
Use the bathroom next to me... (there are 4bathrooms) but used the one NEXT to me...
and Oh Lord Jesus Christ....
A WAR STARTED HAPPENING!!!!!!
I was like O M G!!!!
I quickly got out the BR... wash my hands and RAN from the Bathroom

Like I understand Emergency happens sometimes u know... like evita said 'It happens'lol BUT..
WAIT til I get out to Bomb the Bathroom!!!!


TMI: It stink like h3ll

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Posted by adelz

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by adelz

OMG, she came out and apologized??? I totally would have stayed in the stall until everyone left and then made a run for it

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that's what i'm saying! i totally would've just waited pretending to fix my pants or something but noooooo! it was almost as if she wanted to apologize for me

and you know what i said???

'It's ok - it happens'

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There's been times where I like raise my feet up so nobody from my office can see my shoes and later recognize me. This way, they never knew who was there

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LMAO omg hahahah! has anybody ever tried to open the stall while you put your feet up? lolol

i was wearing red patent pumps one day and somebody recognized it in the bathroom and was like, Evita, is that you? how could i stay quiet? nobody else was wearing those shoes

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by adelz

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by adelz

OMG, she came out and apologized??? I totally would have stayed in the stall until everyone left and then made a run for it

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that's what i'm saying! i totally would've just waited pretending to fix my pants or something but noooooo! it was almost as if she wanted to apologize for me

and you know what i said???

'It's ok - it happens'

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There's been times where I like raise my feet up so nobody from my office can see my shoes and later recognize me. This way, they never knew who was there

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LMAO omg hahahah! has anybody ever tried to open the stall while you put your feet up? lolol

i was wearing red patent pumps one day and somebody recognized it in the bathroom and was like, Evita, is that you? how could i stay quiet? nobody else was wearing those shoes

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Thankfully they didn't

omg that's terrible hahahah. That's what red pumps will get ya'.

Yikes, at least she gave you some courtesy flushes

There was a woman who would ALWAYS do #2 while I was in the bathroom. I must've been on her schedule or something but she was the nastiest pooper EVERRRR. LIke low grunts and sighs of relief UGHHH and I'd see her little feet all twisting on the floor.


One time i was doing my makeup by the sink closest to the first stall. There are two other stalls but she went in the one right next to me to start pooping!!! WTFFFF at least go on the farthest stall from me. I had to get out of there

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

I'd see her little feet all twisting on the floor.

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HAHAHHA TOO GOOD!

At my old job, the bathrooms were located in the basement, and because there was a majority of women, we had 2 women's bathrooms down there. Very private to do your business lol. Well I walked in the 2nd one and this older woman was walking out. I went to the first stall (where she apparently was) and the stall was BOMBED! To top it off, there was a 16 legged bug crawling out of it. I nearly threw up as I was running out of the bathroom

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Posted by kshea23

At my old job, the bathrooms were located in the basement, and because there was a majority of women, we had 2 women's bathrooms down there. Very private to do your business lol. Well I walked in the 2nd one and this older woman was walking out. I went to the first stall (where she apparently was) and the stall was BOMBED! To top it off, there was a 16 legged bug crawling out of it. I nearly threw up as I was running out of the bathroom

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OMG GROSS!! I would've ran out of there! Now that's some nasty sh*t if there are creepy crawlers crawling out of the bowl!

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

Yikes, at least she gave you some courtesy flushes

There was a woman who would ALWAYS do #2 while I was in the bathroom. I must've been on her schedule or something but she was the nastiest pooper EVERRRR. LIke low grunts and sighs of relief UGHHH and I'd see her little feet all twisting on the floor.


One time i was doing my makeup by the sink closest to the first stall. There are two other stalls but she went in the one right next to me to start pooping!!! WTFFFF at least go on the farthest stall from me. I had to get out of there

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WOW
we had like the same experience lol!!!!!
Ewwww

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Posted by adelz

This one is really gross. There was this one time, I went into the stall and it looked like someone stepped on sh*t and then put their footprints with it all over the seat. SO FREAKIN' DISGUSTING!!!

I also can't stand when I see blood inside the toilet

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I see this all the time. Yuckkkk!!!

omg i wouldnt have walked out until u left...wow i would have been like who does that

omg - i can't believe she had the balls to come out and apologize

apparently, the guy sat my job tell me that there's a guy who used to work here who would go to the men's bathroom and stand in the urinal right next to where they were standing and STARE at their penis! And it wasn't just one guy who had that experience!

hahahahahahhahaahhahaahaha

OHMYGD you have to be kidding me!!!!!!!!!